S ophie is my best buddy.
O ffers good freindship.
P lays soccer
I s the coolest.
E verything she does is perfect.
January 07, 2006 in Sports | Permalink
W assup homie
A ll things down with you??
S ay something thats true about you.
S ytfkliuhyiuy;;'un ytdrfjh7t6rkiyutk
U uuuuuuuh homie?
P lease speak English
January 01, 2006 | Permalink
Cats are cool, cats are strange.
Always there with you.
Tails swipe acrosse your face.
Strange and cool.
November 25, 2005 | Permalink
To be polite at dinner:
A-Always smell bad.
B-Be very bad.
C-Carry all scraps to the dog and cat.
D-Describe how your sister is very fat.
E-Eat by stuffing food in your mouth.
F-Face the fact, the chicken is great.
G-Get all worked up about how much you have ate.
H-Have the family give the leftovers to you.
I-It's great to have a late night snack too.
J-Jab the fork into the steak.
K-Keen eyes will tell you wich role to take.
L-Listen to what the grownups say,
M-Maybe not to much.
N-NEVER EAT MUSHROOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!
O-Order only what is the best.
P-Please listen carefully to the rest.
R-Rest your arm on the table.
S-Seat yourself so your NOT stable.
T-Tell everybody how great this meal would be if only...
U-Up Up Up goes the food and into your mouth.
V-Very impolite you will be.
W-Well here goes X then Y and Z.
X-X-ray...that is all I can think of.
Y-Yes this poem is about over.
Z-Zasujeolyp;litiyb vyuiurbiwinuvryuuru By now!
November 23, 2005 in Food and Drink | Permalink
M y mothers mother is moving away.
Over to Florida to stay.
V ery sad I will be.
I will miss her so very much.
N ever ending friendship between us.
G randma? Do you really need to go?
November 23, 2005 in Sadness | Permalink
This poem is for Grandma Joan. I hope you get better soon.
I Miss You
I miss you,
I never get to see you.
You hide inside your bed and eat nothing but cereal and stew.
Where are you? What do you do?
Are you happy or sad?
Are your things old or new?
When you find out, then give me a buzz.
I'll ask you my questions.
And you can tell me some stuff.
October 14, 2005 | Permalink
Sa ouy nac ees yadot si sdrawkcab yad.
Yadot si eht yad ot yas yarooh.
Ouy yam ton dnatsrednu tahw I ma gniyas, dna I lliw evah
ot od emos gninialpxe.
As you can see today is backwards day.
Today is the day to say hooray.
You may not understand what I am saying and I will
have to do some explaining.
Sa ouy nac ees yadot si sdrawkcab yad
Ouy yam ton dnatsrednu tahw I ma gniyas dna I lliw evah
July 29, 2005 | Permalink
A mouse is a mouse and that is that. SCAT!! Mouse ears are too big.They are so big they could do the Irish Jig. SCAT!! Mice is more, more than mouse. Catch it by the tail in your house.EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!! SCAT!!
June 25, 2005 | Permalink
Dude, it's father's day
A day to celebrate
Direct your presents to Dads without delay.
June 20, 2005 | Permalink
I went to the moon on a saturday night.
The aliens and I had a great fight.
It was all pushing and shoving and they're grasp was very tight.
And, I'm still here having that fight
right in the midst of the moonlight.
May 31, 2005 | Permalink